3GPP a A à AA AAA Aachen Aachen's aardvark aardvarks aardvark's :: grunting grunts Gruyère gryphon's g's GSA G-string G-strings G-string's .. holeable holed holes hole's holey holiday holidayed holidayer holidaying http://www.cs.pitt.edu/~kirk/cs1501/assignments/hashing/06-3/words3.txtHOME | Seriously, way too much pressure. I had to whip this shit out in, like, 3 minutes.
I promise I'll get better, though!
What's the sound of one hand clapping? ;)
My appreciation of course, was born out of understanding. ;)
I applaud your honesty.
What's the sound of one hand clapping? ;)
Just for you, Sarge.
Non-Agressive Marine Adult DVD Explorer ::: Best place to buy and rent Adult DVDs :: Chunky Cheerleaders - Girls Of Obesity U. Space Invaderz 1: Holey Warz · Young As They Cum 3 Homegrown Video #602: Lord of the Cock Rings http://www.adultdvdexplorer.com/adult_dvd_movies.htmHOME | Gildia Kupiecka :: Zobacz temat - Links 46151371772:: holey pussy naked we were date adult free adverage dick size asian girls g strings asian boy teen young hardcore asians fucking asians cartoon sex http://www.gk-l2.webplus.net.pl/viewtopic.php?p=202&sid=5cebf1d679ba0de8c0c19a7ce425f224HOME |
News anchor Dan Rather, The Reverend Jesse Jackson, NPR reporter Cokie Roberts, and an American Marine were hiking through the jungle one day when they were captured by cannibals.
They were tied up, led to the village and brought before the chief. The chief said, "I am familiar with your Western custom of granting the condemned a last wish. Before we kill and eat you, do you have any last requests?"
Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of hot, spicy chili." The chief nodded to an underling, who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
Jesse Jackson said, "You know, the thing in this life I am proudest of is my work on behalf of the poor and oppressed. So before I go, I want to sing "We Shall Overcome" one last time." The chief said, "Go right ahead, we're listening." Jackson sang the song, and then said, "Now I can die in peace." Muzica , Muzica noua , Muzica house , Muzica tehno , Clubbing :: call girls in chennai contact numbers .. skiny girls in tight jeans on February 07 2008 06:40:35 Monty Python Monty Pythons Flying Circus mp3 http://www.muzica-free.org/readarticle.php?article_id=58HOME |
Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job til the end." The chief directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder, and Roberts dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy." 上海柯森自动化设备有限公司:: girls rock sex wood for rubber stamps tomaso bless this baby girl cross .. penis song monty python eskimo pornstar mpegs old nude hairy pussy http://www.shkoson.com/Message.asp?page=1013HOME |
The chief turned and said, "And now, Mr. Marine, what is your final wish?"
"Kick me in the ass," said the Marine.
"What?" said the chief. "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass," insisted the Marine.
So the chief shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the ass. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9mm pistol from his waistband, and shot the chief dead. In the resulting confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine, and sprayed the cannibals with gunfire. In a flash, the cannibals were dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying the others, they asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass?"
"What!?" said the Marine, "And have you jerks call ME the aggressor?!"
I see the true judge has yet to arrive... ;)
Hey Jared, did you go to the game tonight?
Let's go Canes!!!!
Not a bad title, but its been used before... on a Skinemax movie i've watched about 20 times (in 15 minute increments). ;) :D
I applaud your honesty.
I would have gone something like....um....
T-Backs and Tittays - Tales of the Modern Stripper
but good work fo shizzle
Heyyyy. I LIKE! Well done e6d! http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/images/icons/icon14.gif
First page!
My appreciation of course, was born out of understanding. ;)
As was my comeback. But anywho, i'm gonna crash out soon. Its been a long week. Had a great time again tonight, but i'm looking foward to vegetating in front of the TV all weekend and watching the World Cup. My liver needs a break.
Seriously, way too much pressure. I had to whip this shit out in, like, 3 minutes.
I promise I'll get better, though!
Not bad...
I see the true judge has yet to arrive... ;)
Hey Jared, did you go to the game tonight?
Let's go Canes!!!!
:rolleyes:
the seagulls suck.
ditto all around.. g'night. and a big cheers to self depreciation.
Morning guys! Good title Jared. Dn't worry we all get patient coaching from JP for our 1st few thread titles! ;)
Hate to say it, but I'm a Colorado Nordiques fan. That's where I was living in 94 when Quebec was too busy spending money on AK-47s and ammo for their impending secession/revolution to pay their hockey team enough to stick around. One season in Denver, one Stanley Cup. I was pretty much hooked after that.
But at least I wasn't slashed! :D
And in my defense, I was unaware of the "must mention nekkid parts" in the thread titles. Else I'd have gone with the classic "A Tale of Two Titties" or somesuch. Duly noted!
Your still learning, but progressing nicely. BTW i think "A Tail of Two Titties" is a little more suggestive. You can never really over do it on double entendres. Just pretend your a writer for "Three's Company" or something. ;)
Seriously, way too much pressure. I had to whip this shit out in, like, 3 minutes.
I promise I'll get better, though!
Not a bad title, but its been used before... on a Skinemax movie i've watched about 20 times (in 15 minute increments). ;) :D
As was my comeback. But anywho, i'm gonna crash out soon. Its been a long week. Had a great time again tonight, but i'm looking foward to vegetating in front of the TV all weekend and watching the World Cup. My liver needs a break.
ditto all around.. g'night. and a big cheers to self depreciation.
Not bad at all. First page.
Well we don't seem to be sucking right now... :eek:
Check THAT score!!
:p
Hate to say it, but I'm a Colorado Nordiques fan. That's where I was living in 94 when Quebec was too busy spending money on AK-47s and ammo for their impending secession/revolution to pay their hockey team enough to stick around. One season in Denver, one Stanley Cup. I was pretty much hooked after that.
But at least I wasn't slashed! :D
And in my defense, I was unaware of the "must mention nekkid parts" in the thread titles. Else I'd have gone with the classic "A Tale of Two Titties" or somesuch. Duly noted!
:( Isn't there a rule that nudity must be explicitly stated? I can't believe a MARINE has gone all subtle on us!! :D
http://www.rissystreasures.com/frank/gomerpic.jpg
Gomer likey!!! :D
Where's The Advantage In Windows Genuine Advantage?
Stocks Bounce After S&P Joins Bear Market
|