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I need a good practical joke to play on my boss. Any ideas? Nothing TOO serious or damaging....just to give you an idea, here's what's transpired so far: I switched the "N" and "M" keys on his computer....provided a few laughs. He put clear Scotch tape on the earpiece of my phone....spent a week looking through the phone manual. I retaliated with hiding a pickle (he hates pickles) behind a poster on his wall. Unfortunately, it dried up and didn't wreak havoc like I intended. He countered with clear Scotch tape over the ball underneath my mouse. I rebooted my computer 3 times before I discovered it. (Apparently he likes the Scotch tape trick) He also put coffee grounds in a bunch of my desk items....move my stapler, out spills coffee.....open my drawer, out comes coffee... He clearly has the upper hand, so I need some help! ed

Hi esarkissian and thanks for the question, First of all, let s remember what was said in the Albuquerque New Mexico Business Weekly online magazine. Forgotten ? let me remind you: “The best workplace pranks, experts and mere hobbyists agree, are those that leave the victim feeling amused and uplifted, rather than insecure or offended. “ “Done right, office pranks can even improve employee relations and productivity, so some companies endorse the occasional gag. “ http://albuquerque.bizjournals.com/albuquerque/stories/2002/05/13/focus1.html OK, now for some suggestions, however you should click on the links below each one as I have posted only suggestions I thought might be sutable for you. My personal favorite, change the mouse buttons on his computer so that right is left and left is right. Here s how: http://aitt.acadiau.ca/tutorials/Windows95/mousebutton.htm The old favorite, duct tape: “Sinking Chairs Here is a fun (and safe) prank to pull on co-workers in an office setting. Most office dwellers have chairs that use a pneumatic piston to control the height. They are also designed to use a persons weight to effect the downward adjustment. While your coworkers are away from their desk, take a strip of duct tape and tape the height adjusting lever to the bottom of the seat. This effectively locks the piston into adjust mode. When they sit down, their weight will cause the chair to bottom out quickly. The looks of utter confusion are priceless. Extra points to brave individuals who pull this one on their boss” “Desk Drawer Dilemma Duct tape is real handy for driving your co-workers, or better yet, your boss, nuts. Only a few feet are needed to tape someone's center desk drawer shut around the edges of the two sides and the back. It's doubly exciting if the drawer is just slightly open so that the victim can tell that the drawer can't be locked, but can't immediately see or feel what is holding the drawer shut if the tape doesn't cover the entire length of the drawer. At the same time it doesn't do any permanent damage to the furniture. Works best in conditions of reduced light. Avoid doing this to anyone who may have a bad back. The drawer pulling response can get really vigorous” http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/joker/ Tape on the phone “Roll up a piece of clear plastic tape with the sticky side out. Place the tape in the earpiece of the phone handset.“ http://www.gwally.com/pranks/office/ Thanks for the question, and I hope these suggestions and links help you to get the upper hand, and that you DON T GET FIRED ! THX1138 Search Strategy: “office pranks” ://www.google.com/search?q=%22+office+pranks%22&hl=pt&lr=&ie=UTF-8&as_qdr=all&start=30&sa=N

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Hi again esarkissian. OK the gloves are off You mentioned that you had hidden a pickle behind a picture. Bad mistake....you should have taped a Prawn behind the picture, give it a couple of days and he will be dreading going in to work. Try a visit to dumbboss.com http://www.dumbboss.com/dumbboss/even.cfm Saran Wrap on the toilet is always good, but only if your boss has a private toilet! A sudden display of indoor fireworks can be quite a surprise too. Here are some suppliers: http://www.go4worldbusiness.com/Fireworks There is also a book available called: "Two Hundred and One Ways to Get Even with Your Boss" for : $8.50 http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?endeca=1&userid=68XGFZIEMS&ean=9780806515700 Please remember DON`T GET FIRED ! Good Luck ! THX1138