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Nobody Likes Onions Will Draw Stuff For You!

Published by: jack 2009-01-07

Inspired by the recent Jawbone offering to draw renderings and interpretations of podcasters, we at Nobody Likes Onions would like to help take some of the burden off Len and offer our free sketching services to you!

Let me know what you want, including any details you may like included, and I will get busy with my bad-*** sketch skills.

Step right up, step right up! You're gonna love drawings - NLO style!

PLEASE DRAW THE KEEME!!!! SANS COLEMAN.

Thanks Adam. I posted the image on VM, where you can find additional commentary regarding your impressive artistic skills.

I have also decided that I shall draw a picture of you guys.

...to be posted shortly.

Thanks for the kind words guys!
"the greatest living renderer of photo realism"
wow.

We will have to send you a picture-
but count us in-

Oh and I called your NLO hotline earlier in a glipse of anguish.

Thanks-

I'd so something like this but you would all end up looking a bit like this guy given my current mood:

[snip drawing]

From http://mydrawings.com

There's something very Sylvester and Tweety on Lithium about that drawing. I like it!

You can see my others here: http://mydrawings.com

I actually did look at all of them. I think my favorite is the dude with his leaf. I had a leaf once...

They're really emotional drawings - I like 'em.

Did you run out of ink to color the sunglasses with?

Otherwise it's the best one so far, despite the fact it doesn't resembe the source picture at all.

OK this is for Keith and the Girl.

http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/images/sketches/katg.gif

She-Hulk naked - with Gary Coleman bringing up the rear.

Man, I can't draw.

http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/images/sketches/shehulk.gif

For Keeme, by me :)
http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/images/sketches/keeme.gif

Doh- I can't see the link man

maybe try again?

jack

Lowering the bar.

Duh. It's NLO. Have you heard the show before? ;)

(Patrick and Hollywood: I keed, I keed. You know I love. I keed because I love!)

oooh oooh ooh!

I want a drawing! This is what I get for only ever looking in general discussion. Now we're like 20th in line.

Cohry's fat (compared to me anyways) and I'm skinny. So now you know exactly what we look like.

thanks,

eric

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*Sigh*

Where the heck was I?

OH! Dude... that was right on! "shhhhh he may catch a glimpse of me, tell me when it is safe to come out from under my desk".

I'm so terrified of that post.

Dear Mr. Melton,

I would like an illustration that captures a sense of transcendant joy and the inner peace one feels while contemplating distant mountains, but without any mountains in the picture. This drawing should celebrate Bastille Day (one week from today!) and carry a thematic sense of the connection between the legacy of that event and the policies of the Bush administration. I'll leave it to you to decide whether to illustrate it as pro- or anti-French Revolution. If possible, an exploding spaceship should be an integral part of the image. If you can't fit that in, an exploding moon would be fine.

Finally, the drawing should clearly indicate that it is from the perspective of a world without shrimp.

Can you do that?

I did not realize Mr. M was using his hands to do all this... impressive.

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This angle workshttp://www.kqcx.com/keeme.jpg
Its the one posted on KQCX (http://www.kqcx.com/) (y'all should go listen to me 7PM to Midnight and Sunday at 12PM followed byTHE BIG SHOW (http://bigshowradio.blogspot.com/) )

UNTIL THEY FIRE ME!!!! for calling EVERY LISTENER KITTY GATO!

I'd so something like this but you would all end up looking a bit like this guy given my current mood:

http://mydrawings.com/images/cat_mouth.jpg
From http://mydrawings.com

Duh. This wouldn't be fun if we were doing quality drawings.

Who's next?

I admire Patrick's never ending quest to try to amuse. :)

I...feel...all...funny...inside...

*shakes*

Now THAT'S art! Thanks, pal.

Hey P. Melton-

We emailed you two pictures-

But can you do something based on this picture of us?

Jack in the Hat- Fosco on the Right

http://kickasspodcast.com/fosconjackfresco.jpg

Thanks

Jack

That's the curse of a standup comedian.

Insecurity + a craving for attention.

::sigh::

Keeme, I'm not sure what to draw of you. What angle do you suggest I go with?

Does that outfit make me look fat?

Lowering the bar.

Bazooka Joe

She-Hulk naked - with Gary Coleman bringing up the rear.

Man, I can't draw.

http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/images/sketches/shehulk.gif

I guess my Keeme drawing killed this thread.

Can you draw me she-hulk naked? And give her spidey sense or something like that?

Oh and can you somehow work Gary Coleman into the cartoon? That would be great.

This is for Vox Monitor.

Adam did this one. I'm sorry ahead of time.

http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/images/sketches/voxmonitor.gif

All orders will be filled, but I'm out of town doing standup right now and don't have my equipment. I'll be back Sunday.

Holy Crap!

Your drawing actually looks better than I do in real life!

Thanks much! Outstanding work! Better than Oils on Canvas by a yard.

Jack

Phew, I'm glad he said "Mr. Melton" instead of Adam.

OK this is for Keith and the Girl.

http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/images/sketches/katg.gif

I love their show. :)

Otherwise it's the best one so far, despite the fact it doesn't resembe the source picture at all.

That's almost an exact duplicate of the source picture. I don't know how you can say that.

Drumroll please...

Man I suck...

http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/images/sketches/kickass.gif

This is for Vox Monitor.

Adam did this one. I'm sorry ahead of time.

Word.

It took me like 3 hours to do the shading on your upper lip.

Yes, please!

And if it's not too much to ask, maybe you can decide on your own what to draw.

I could NEVER live in a world without shrimp! Please make sure his portrait depicts a world without the ever shrimp eating Keeme.. and shrimp boats.

Okay I'm gonna get started. All my drawings will be original works and unlike Len's, mine will be, how you say, not good.

it's not the outfit, patrick. it's your orange head that makes you look fat.

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Dude! I was clickity clicking on the various threads and forgot that I had asked you to draw me... and then I saw myself on screen and like in so many Sci-Fi moves remembered not to let the other me see the this me... due to that space time continuum or him wanting a loan and the perpetual I'll pay you later thing.

*Sigh*

Where the heck was I?

OH! Dude... that was right on! "shhhhh he may catch a glimpse of me, tell me when it is safe to come out from under my desk".

http://www.voxmonitor.com/images/nlo.gif