The Secret Language of Women - Reviewed by Gilbert Wesley Purdy ::
The Secret Language of Women - Book Review by Gilbert Wesley Purdy, AM Juster, Eclectica Magazine v8n2.
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What is the secret of women? I asked someone in my taxicab if he knew,
and he said he was gay and had no idea. "Don't even ask me about women," he
said. "That's why I'm gay." I've asked other people, too. One guy sort
of smirked and said he has no problem with women at all. Yet he
couldn't (or wouldn't) say any more. The thing is, human beings have
been around more than half a million years, and I'm just wondering if
comedies, such as "There's Something About Mary," are the best we can
do? At the other extreme we have Shakespeare's love sonnets. Yet
seeing such movies, or reading those poems, don't really help a person
in day-to-day life, when we actually meet women. It's as if they have
some kind of radar attuned to something, yet you just can't tell what
it is. Maybe the San Francisco Bay area simply isn't such a good place
to hit it off with women. You'd think it would be a lot easier. And
please, don't start thinking there's something wrong with me, because
there isn't. I've had girlfriends I've been crazy about, and who have
been crazy about me, yet even then, I could not tell you in words,
why.
Hi there,
Thanks for such a well-written and interesting question. This may well
have been the "original question" if Adam and Eve once existed.
Obviously this has been debated throughout history and if a definitive
answer had been found, we would have been taught it in high school. I
shall now provide you with a variety of answers to this age-old
enigma...
Savvy Male has a very good, concise summary of women, with such
nuggets as:
- They have the ultimate biological multitasking operating system
known to man
- Compliment a woman about her dress/hair/perfume in the first 5
minutes of a date.
- Women don't need to be fixed. They were born with all working
parts, and all put together. Just listen.
http://www.savvymale.com/misc.html
The secret is to make women happy:
http://www.scorelarge.com/humor/happywomen.html
Women like confident men (this is a cosmic secret!):
http://www.sosuave.com/articles/want.htm
Women like to be cherished, respected, loved, and most of all,
showered with attention:
http://www.sosuave.com/articles/stop.htm
According to a survey, women's favorite romantic moment is "cuddling
on the sofa and watching a movie together":
http://www.romanceopedia.com/R-SofaMovie.html
Women are available in many varieties:
Russian women "...are much more patient and can tolerate things that
Western women will never be able to bear.
http://www.womenrussia.com/faq.htm"
French women are "sophisticated, beautiful, sexy, voluptuous... and
yet so gullible":
http://www.askmen.com/love/player/paris4.html
Australian women like to play rugby:
http://www.womensrugby.com.au/
There are more physical differences between men and women than just
the obvious attributes:
Men and women "use different sides of their brains to process and
store long-term memories of emotional experiences":
http://www.ucihealth.com/News/Releases/emotionalMemoriesStored.htm
Women can multi-task because they use both sides of the brain:
http://web.csuchico.edu/~se47/phsycology.htm
Although they have smaller brains, women's have "more nerve cells in
their frontal lobes":
http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/wome.html
Elaine Morgan has explained how evolution has shaped women in her book
"The Descent of Women":
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0285627007/102-3918949-7328166
One thing to keep in mind is that women get more pleasure from sex
than men do, according to Tiresias who spent seven years as a woman in
a Greek myth. Divulging this information cost him his eyesight.
http://www.nomos-arkhaios.org/kerux7.htm
They speak a different language:
Women of the Yao ethnic group in Hunan province, China, have their own
language:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/asia-pacific/newsid_1937000/1937023.stm
Even when they use English, some deciphering is required:
http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Union/1669/Secret.html
The secret of women's language: Keywords and their meanings - FINE:
This is a word a woman uses at the end of any argument that she feels
she is in the right about but needs to shut you up. NEVER use fine to
describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those
arguments.
http://www.expage.com/teenagehood
An understanding of body language will enable you to know when a woman
wants you to approach her and when she wants you to go away:
http://www.askmen.com/love/player/35_love_games.html
And of course there are books available on the topic:
You may have heard that "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus":
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/006016848X/ref=pd_ser_asin_1/102-3918949-7328166
and it has also been said that "...Men Don't Listen : And Women Can't
Read Maps":
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0767907639/qid=1022566769/sr=1-15/ref=sr_1_15/102-3918949-7328166
"Women are like golf courses...Even though you may have played a
course a hundred times, chances are your approach shot rarely lands in
the same place on the green." according to the book "How to Give Her
Absolute Pleasure: Totally Explicit Techniques Every Woman Wants Her
Man to Know"
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0767904524/qid=1022566517/sr=2-2/ref=sr_2_2/102-3918949-7328166
How To Pick Up Beautiful Women In Nightclubs or Any Other Place:
Secrets Every Man Should Know:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0964160307/qid=1022566853/sr=1-27/ref=sr_1_27/102-3918949-7328166
More advice:
Mojo10 - the men's guide to women:
http://www.mojo10.com/default.asp
Getting the first date you want:
http://www.sharpman.com/issue02/index2.html?articles/living/dating/toptips/toptips.html&1
Consultagirl has advice for men, written by women:
http://www.consultagirl.com/FAQ.html
How to find the right person:
http://www.loveadvice.com/CAT2.HTM
Doctor Casanova's Seduction Clinic:
http://www.casanova.org/welcome.htm
You can learn how to Seduce Women Now! for only $97:
http://www.casanovasecrets.com/
Where to meet women:
http://www.mojo10.com/viewContent.asp?contentID=652
Places in San Francisco to take her:
http://www.mojo10.com/viewContent.asp?contentID=784
In your area you could try The Meeting Game Salon, and 10-Minute
Dating:
http://www.meetinggame.com/index.html
Finally:
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
http://www.joke-around.com/joke/gender/1404
I trust that this answers your query. Feel free to request
clarifications on any aspect of my response.
Thanks for using Google Answers, and best wishes,
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