Dogmatic people give me a cramp!
What to do, what to do?
Relieve yourself on the can
People who think they know it all are terribly irritating. Avoid them as much as possible would be my advice. You won't change their minds about anything, that's for sure.
Tell them you're going to run over their dogma with your karma.
Hang around with cat people.
Nothing to worry about.
It's the same symptom people get from laughing too hard.
When people recite dogma to you, remind them that you know they are basically good people, just like you, but that you will get the last laugh, because you believe that when you and they reach the hereafter, and the light (or God, if they prefer) fills their minds with infinite knowledge, and they are in awe of it, and on their knees they ask how they coud have protected themselves from all those dogmatic errors, the light (or God, if they prefer) with his grand sense of humor will smile lovingingly and say "You could have turned to Ginger for guidance!"
That's when you smile, take your bow, tell them that they were a cramp in your side, but that you forgive them.
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OH Ginger, I REALLY feel sorry for you.
I had that condition when I got back home after "running around" for a few nights.
Terrible.
I had these nasty little critters all over me (fleas, I think), and when I went inside the house, all I wanted to do was lay around and lick my "u-no-what's" and "scoot" across the carpet, with my legs spread and my butt flat on the floor. (Oh did that feel SO good !)
Then, at night, I had this "little gas" thing and had to stay outside, and I would bark and howl until I went back inside.
(wife was NEVER happy)
I sure hope you get over your problem and everything goes good for you, and THANK'S to all the other "funny" answers.
GOOD JOB !, here's a star for the day !
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At least they are better than catatonic people!
CJ
I think it is called politicalitis. I, too suffer from this condition. I have had to cut back drastically on watching cable news talk. One of my symptoms is a desire to throw something at the tv screen. Then good sense overtakes and I refrain. My tv set is fairly new. Just keep saying " Three more weeks and it will all be over".
Your not alone -
Park a fire hydrant outside your house, then they will be distracted!!!
Dogmaitis. Avoid dogmatic people.
Ignore them and just give them a big smile when they start in with the dogma. It will stop them. They are usually looking for a confrontation, and if you don't give them one it takes the wind out of their sails.
stand at the edge of a cliff and throw a cliche over and tell them to go fetch
1) Pass out fliers with photos of Anton LeVey?
2) Give them all pentagrams on a string?
3) Pour yourself a shot of Bushmills & be glad it isn't you who's doin the dog?
4) All of the above?
You may have a condition that goes by the name of f-off...in my honest & non-professional opinion!
The f-off "disorder" is always related to the apathy condition that is also related to the pathetic woes disorder of the people who think they know-it-all...which, of course, is a genetic anomaly that COULD be contagious after repeated exposure to these types! lol.
you are not cooking them long enough
Ginger, I am going to give you a star for asking this question because the answers you got had me laughing out loud! This is the best question and answer set I have ever seen on YA seniors. I am just so jealous because I didn't think of any of those answers. Thanks everybody for making my night. Love ya.
I am christian, take their bible and knock some sence into them, just kidding.
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What possible condition could I be suffering?